My daughter told me she had big balls.

Okay… at first look, I know you might think that I'm a terrible mother… to even see this innocent comment as something… funny… I didn't go raunchy, but it was hilarious… Jumping off the diving board today for the first time, she screams on her way down «I got two big balls Mama»… My face went red, I looked around certain that the other moms were going to judge me… but they all were looking around too to see if anyone else thought it was funny… Pause — and THEN, she emerges from the water and sure enough is holding onto two big super balls… I guess she was pretty stoked that she was still holding them after her jump… ? 

What has your kids said that out of context would be really really funny? Or Unfunny?

About Jessica
Born: Novato, California
Current: Sherman Oaks, California
Birth: May 28
On since: Aug 5, 2013
We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).