This is what I've eaten so far today; it's not even noon yet. Don't judge me.
Bacon, my son's left over hash brown from his Birthday breakfast that was so cold, I literally peeled it from the plate, 2 cupcakes; one vanilla, one chocolate, icing, 5 hot tamales, sweet tea, three cups of coffee with vanilla ice cream in it because I'm out of milk, some pirate booty, almonds and a mini carrot stick while packing lunches this morning.
I have full intentions of dipping a celery stick in some hummus but that's unlikely to actually happen...
Oh and about 4 sour patch kids as I placed them onto the cupcakes to take to my sons school. quality control really.
Guess we should stop this together))